  25 mai 2012: Viaţa în 873 imaginiBBDO Brazilia şi Cisma, au lansat acet videoclip extraordinar de stop motion, care spune povestea de viaţă: “from love to bingo”. Acest clip a fost făcut pentru Getty Images, au fost folosite 38 de milioane de imagini şi a durat 6 luni. via glossy
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| |  24 mai 2012: Subject: Re: BANC: Stii un banc tare? - by: andrei90banc ardeleni:
-MA Ioane am prins pins ieri doua nutrii.
-Nutrii?
-Nu, doua.
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banc informaticieni:
Moare un programator de jocuri, D-zeu il trimite in iad.
Dupa cateva zile vine Dracu la D-zeeu si-i zice:
- Ce drac de om mi-ai trimis ca mi-a alungat toti dracii si a rasturnat ceaoanele cu smoala pe ei, urland in gura mare "Unde-i iesirea spre nivelul doi"!!!
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Merge un sofer cu masina, la un momentdat un om verde-i face semn sa se opreasca:
-Eu sunt un om verde, sunt homosexual si nu am ce manca.
Sta soferu se gandeste, se uita in masina, i-a mai ramas o bucata de senwich; o ia si i-o da sarmanului dupa care isi vede de drum.
Merge iarasi cu masina, de data asta un om rosu il opreste:
-Eu sunt un om rosu, sunt homosexual, nu am nimic de baut.
Soferuui i se face mila si-i inmaneaza sticala lui de apa si pleaca.
Trece soferul de o localalitate la care un om albastru-i face semn.
- Gata, stiu... esti un om albastru, esti homosexual, dar ce nu stiu e ce vrei?
- Actele dvs. si sa suflati in fiola.
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| |  24 mai 2012: Miley Cyrus la Billboard Music Awards 2012 | Foto - VideoMiley Cyrus la Billboard Music Awards 2012 s-a prezentat pe covorul rosu intr-un sacou alb, Jean Paul Gaultier. Si atat.
Acum, artista de 19 ani a fost surprinsa alergand pe strazile din Los Angeles intr-o tinuta cel putin… ciudata: desculta, vesela, dar si fara sutien, intr-un top fara maneci, iar inevitabilul s-a produs.
Miley Cyrus la Billboard Music Awards 2012 | Foto - Video
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|  23 mai 2012: Edurne Dress:Glam Or Gaudy?David De Gea's girlfriend attended the Cosmopolitan Fragrance Awards 2012 in Madrid last night. She wore a Herve Leger dress with gold details, high heeled Mascaró shoes and a Mango purse.While I love the pink dress she wore at Manchester United playe...
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|  23 mai 2012: Intimations AoI 1 - riverbankingThere was a time when I was a virgin (well, I still am, but on my blog I like to pretend otherwise, maybe I’ll hook up with one of the supermodels with adventurous lives who read it). I thought I tell you some stories from those times - but I have to warn you: you might end up wishing you didn’t read it. I shall call this series “Intimations from the Age of Innocence.” My first “sexual memories” from childhood are rather disturbing – at least, they disturb me. (And, btw, “intimations” is a word I learned from Wordsworth.) In what is probably my earliest memory (was I yet in kindergarten?), it was a lazy, wonderful summer, I was 3, 4 or 5 and playing with a girl one year older than me. She’d lay down on her back on a big log in the riverbanks and I would lift up her skirt and start playing with her pussy. I was quite independent as a kid and seldom did what I was told – I was a rebel way before knowing what it means or that chicks dig it – but when I was with her I felt this strange, inexplicable obligation to do that until she’d tell me to stop. For some reason, we did this at least once a day and perhaps the perfume of the verboten fruit was what kept me going. I may have even initiated it a few times. Sooner rather than later I started feeling strangely left out of this equation. This activity felt unfair, as she was going through some kind of transformation of sorts, while I was getting a CTS (and this is way before Seymore Butts taught us in Tushy Girls how to build stamina for G-spot hand stimulation). I got bored and frustrated and I started to experiment by deviating from the gentle crescendo into a random jerking mode, causing her to yell “not like that” and other similarly concerned statements. But that wasn’t enough. I threatened her I’ll tell my grandfather what was going on. Maybe I was afraid that I was “hurting” her and felt guilty, or maybe I picked up on her own sense of guilt and wanted to play with it, I can’t remember, but I had no intention to actually rat on her, I was only teasing her. Next thing, a few hours after uttering my threat, my grandfather came into my room. I don’t think I had seen him this angry before. His eyes were burning as he told me I know what you’re doing and I want you to stop right away! I can’t remember if I was playing the fool or if I was trying to figure it out myself, but telling him that I didn’t know what he meant did not mollify him. I was quite angry with her: she did to me what I only threatened to do but had no intention of doing. Also, it was most likely her that got me to do those things to her – yes, I was born with certain instincts, but finding the clit could not have possibly been in my genes – in my jeans at most. I didn’t want to see her again but the circumstances forced us to be together. We weren’t allowed to go to the river again on our own and besides I was upset so we spent our next few days indoors. Either because I still felt the need to explore but her body was now off-limits, or because I did not want to see her again, I started going under the bed or behind other furniture and not coming out. That scared her so I started playing on that by declaiming in what I wanted to be a ghost-like voice but probably came out more like Peter Griffin. Regardless, it did scare her and predictably, she told on me yet again. Most people learn from their mistakes, but I’m not one of them. I should’ve learned that girls have this propensity to rat on you whether they are guiltier than you or not and have none of the qualms boys have about appealing to a higher authority; also, they don’t seem to experience the relatively greater shame of the situation they place themselves in, taking comfort / Schadenfreude in the proportionally smaller discomfort they are causing you. Perhaps this is the reason why most women I slept with (with very few exceptions) were much eager to film our sexual escapades than I ever was. plane Lolita A few years ago I took a flight to Europe and right next to me they seated a girl in her tweens or younger (12-13, probably). She had been sent by her parents, who were not traveling with her, and she was very talkative – excited is a better word. I had a book I’d been trying to read for a long time so I was somewhat happy I wasn’t going to make small talk. Except that she had a different idea about how that was going to unfold so she started talking to me. When I tried to ignore her, she started touching me or even tickling me. She was full of unspent energy and her overtures did not feel entirely innocent – I started feeling uncomfortable. Thinking that this would get her to behave, I asked her to “stop touching me” raising my voice. She reacted by doing the same to me, even though I wasn’t touching her at all. While my raising of voice caused almost no reaction, when she did it, everybody in that transatlantic flight turned toward me with horrified eyes. I felt sick. Not only that I had failed miserably in getting her to let me read, but now people seemed to think that I was manipulating her into having sex with me while making it seem that it’s her desire (as most pedophiles are apparently very adept at doing). When we stopped to refuel (Dublin, Belfast or another unusual city, most likely), the girl asked me if she can go with me to see the airport. I was considering my options (I was actually concerned that she was so crazy she might do something stupid and despite the evidence to the contrary, for some reason I felt I can handle her), when a flight attendant told us curtly “I will go with her.” What has happened with the airplane Lolita is very clear to me, but my weird compulsion to push the riverbank girl’s buttons still bothers me. Was it biological programming? Had one of us been previously abused? Was I precocious or just doing what boys have always done? Sources / More info: [weird al] [madonna] seymore, CTS zamo, love, virgin, viriginity, virginitate, dragoste, adolescenta, pubertate, prepubertate, puberty, tween, pussy, sex, sexualitate, forbidden fruit, sexuality, schadenfreude, amintiri din copilarie (Tags)
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|  22 mai 2012: Trusa machiaj profesionala 96 culori Fraulein 38Trusa Machiaj Profesional Fraulein 38 - 96 Culori
Aceasta trusa de machiaj contine nuante de fard mate sidefate si metalice foarte usor de adaptat oricarui tip de machiaj.
Trusacontine 96 de nuante:
- 17 tonuri de verde: 6 mate, 4 sidefate, 7 metalice;
- 18 tonuri de mov: 7 mate, 8 sidefate, 3 metalice;
- 10 tonuri de albastru: 6 mate, 4 sidefate;
- 20 tonuri de rosu: 10 mate, 10 sidefate;
- 13 tonuri de galben: 6 mate, 7 sidefate;
- 14 tonuri de maro: 6 mate, 8 sidefate;
- 4 tonuri de gri.
Toate tonurile de culoare sunt obtinute din ingrediente naturale,find foarte pigmentate ceea ce confera si o rezistenta machiajului. Pudra nu se strange in pliul pleoapei, nu ustura ochii si nici nu irita suprafa?a pielii.
Pe langa paleta de culori trusa mai are incorporata si o oglinda impreuna cu doua aplicatoare.
Dimensiunea trusei : 23.4cm x 16.8cm x 1.5cm
PACHETUL INCLUDE:
1 x Trusa machiaj Fraulein38 - 96 Culori
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|  21 mai 2012: TUBURI ptr tutun ORIGINALE! !TUBURI TIGARI profesionale la cutie de 200 buc. filtru cu micropori, cu filigran auriu, made in Olanda, originale, hartie speciala care impiedica scuturarea tutunului. Tuburile sunt cu filtru alb, maro (rosu) sau menthol. PRET: 7 RON cutia, iar en gros (LA BAX) 6 RON. Livrarea in Bucuresti se face personal si ACUM cu livrare si in tara (comanda minima 10 cutii) prin posta in sistem ramburs.
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|  20 mai 2012: Echipa de meseriasi executam case, vile, finisari, renovari, amenajeriEchipa de meseriasi executam case, vile, finisari, renovari, amenajeri interioare, instalati sanitare, instalati electrice, decorativa, case la rosu, tencuieli, acoperisuri tabla lindab preturi avantajoase cerem seriozitate executam lucrari in judetele Olt, Dolj, Arges, Valcea, Bucuresti, Brasov
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|  20 mai 2012: Pitulici australiene – Familia MaluridaeIn Australia, Indonezia si Papua-Noua Guinee traiesc aproximativ 24 de specii de pitulici australiene care difera intre ele prin coloritul viu al penajului foarte frumos, in nuante stralucitoare de rosu, albastru, portocaliu, negru, alb etc. Pot fi intalnite in diferite tipuri de habitate – in zone desertice, cu savane, cu pasuni intinse sau paduri. Aceste [...]
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|  20 mai 2012: Trusa machiaj profesionala 96 culori Fraulein 38Trusa Machiaj Profesional Fraulein 38 - 96 Culori
Aceasta trusa de machiaj contine nuante de fard mate sidefate si metalice foarte usor de adaptat oricarui tip de machiaj.
Trusacontine 96 de nuante:
- 17 tonuri de verde: 6 mate, 4 sidefate, 7 metalice;
- 18 tonuri de mov: 7 mate, 8 sidefate, 3 metalice;
- 10 tonuri de albastru: 6 mate, 4 sidefate;
- 20 tonuri de rosu: 10 mate, 10 sidefate;
- 13 tonuri de galben: 6 mate, 7 sidefate;
- 14 tonuri de maro: 6 mate, 8 sidefate;
- 4 tonuri de gri.
Toate tonurile de culoare sunt obtinute din ingrediente naturale,find foarte pigmentate ceea ce confera si o rezistenta machiajului. Pudra nu se strange in pliul pleoapei, nu ustura ochii si nici nu irita suprafa?a pielii.
Pe langa paleta de culori trusa mai are incorporata si o oglinda impreuna cu doua aplicatoare.
Dimensiunea trusei : 23.4cm x 16.8cm x 1.5cm
PACHETUL INCLUDE:
1 x Trusa machiaj Fraulein38 - 96 Culori
Produse 100%originale,import Marea
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|  20 mai 2012: Brigitte Sfat, victima unei gafe de proportii! Iata cum au numit-o ziaristii straini!Brigitte Sfat pare sa nu mai scape de „umbra” Amaliei Nastase. Bruneta a participat, alaturi de Ilie Nastase, la una din premierele de la Cannes, unde a pasit pe covorul rosu, a aparut in presa straina, insa, surpriza, jurnalistii au spus ca este Amalia Nastase, sotia tenismenului… Presa straina pare [...]
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|  19 mai 2012: Costum de baie intreg rosuCostum de baie intreg de culoare rosie pentru femeile in voga. Vara aceasta trebuie sa stralucesti pe plaja, de aceea am adus in stoc unul dintre cele mai dorite produse de femeile elegante din intreaga tara. Intr-o culoare care atrage orice privire, cu o cupa B, te poti gandi deja cum o sa arati in [...]
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|  19 mai 2012: Ciorba de legume cu orezIngrediente: doua cepe, un morcov, un ardei rosu, un dovlecel, 3 cartofi, 100 g orez, bors, sare, piper, patrunjel, 2,5-3 l apa. Mod de preparare: Taiati ceapa, ardeiul, morcovul si dovlecelul cubulete, iar morcovul rondele. Puneti doua linguri de ulei intr-o cratita, apoi adaugati ceapa, ardeiul si morcovul. Caliti putin impreuna, adaugati apa si condimentele. [...]
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| | |  17 mai 2012: CONSTRUCTII SI AMENAJARI INTERIOARE SI EXTERIOAREEXECUTAM LUCRARI DE CONSTRUCTII de calitate la preturi avantajoase si negociabile. CASE la rosu, amenajari interioare si exterioare, zidarie, dulgherie, placari cu rigips sau polistiren, instalatii sanitare si electrice, montat parchet, gresie, faianta, pavele si dale curte.
Executie la termen, oferim seriozitate.
Rel. la Tel
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|  16 mai 2012: Jennifer Lopez, sexy intr-o rochie a Mariei Lucia HohanJennifer Lopez a fost prezenta la premiera filmului ,,What to expect when you’re expecting”, purtand o frumoasa rochie semnata Maria Lucia Hohan. J-Lo a fost cea mai bine imbracata vedeta a serii… Prezenta la premiera filmului ,,What to expect when you’re expecting”, Jennifer Lopez a stralucit pe covorul rosu, intr-o [...]
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|  15 mai 2012: VAND VILA CORBEANCA PADUREA TAMASIVand vila Corbeanca - Padurea Tamasi , P+1+ M, constructie 2007, suprafata teren 2007, dubla deschidere de 19 m x 19 m, gaze si curent la poarta 7 camere 3 bai 1 balcon 420mp utili la rosu PRET 99000 EURO TEL
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|  15 mai 2012: amenajari apartamente- case-vile, constructii case la rosu ...amenajari apartamente- case-vile,constructii case la rosu,constructii case la cheie: Echipa cu experienta indelungata in domeniul amenajarilor interioare si exterioare executam lucrari de zugraveli, montaj gresie, faianta, ...
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|  14 mai 2012: Subject: Re: Pentru ce asta? - by: ValyByg@ Promoe, ca sa iti faci o vopsea cu fix aceiasi nuanta cu a masinii ( care a imbatranit ceva in atatia ani) trebe facuta pe calculator si costa destul de mult,cam 300 lei/ element in vopsitorie profesionala, alfel o sa aive 2 nuante de rosu pe masina. eu zic ca a gasit bn la 450 lei, daca e profesional!
ON Valium, imi pare rau pentru ce ai patit, incearca sa parchezi masina in alta parte, pune alarma nu stiu ce sa zic ca eu as turba sa vad asa ceva pe masina. Bafta
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|  14 mai 2012: Colier coral poros cu insertii model floareColier coral poros cu insertii model floareColier coral rosu poros presat cu margele sferice (marime 2 cm) si aplatizate (marime 1,8x0,7 cm), cu insertii model floare si tubulare placate cu argint. Inchizatoare cu filet, se inchide prin insurubare.
Lungime colier: 54 cm.Pret: 97 lei
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|  14 mai 2012: Colier coral poros masivColier coral poros masivColier coral rosu poros presat cu pietre sferice, aplatizate si ovale, cu insertii model floare tubulare placate cu argint (nu oxideaza!). Inchizatoare cu filet, se inchide prin insurubare.
Marimea pietrelor: cele ovale - 4x3 cm, sferice - 2 cm, aplatizate - 1,8x0,7 cm.
Lungime colier: 68 cm.Pret: 149 lei
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|  14 mai 2012: Colier coral poros patrat cu insertii placate argintColier coral poros patrat cu insertii placate argintColier coral rosu poros presat cu margele model patrat (marime 1,4x1,4 cm), insertii spirala (marime 10 mm) si insertii tubulare placate cu argint. Inchizatoare cu filet, se inchide prin insurubare. Lungime colier: 58 cm.Pret: 109 lei
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